Three words that are everything you ever wanted to hear. Couples may say it randomly to each other just to make sure the other doesn't forget it.
REAL:
"I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends."
"I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will."
FAKE:
"I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?"
"Ohhh that's so cute! Let's go!"
"I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends."
"I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will."
FAKE:
"I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?"
"Ohhh that's so cute! Let's go!"
by paulmakespasties August 26, 2006
Get the i love youmug. A good retort to someone who is so ignorantly patriotic that they believe anyone who has a problem with the way their country is run or has an opinion that is different than the majority is "un-American" and doesn't deserve to live there. These people are usually in the religious right and are actually the only proof against human evolution.
by Ruby September 20, 2004
Get the Fuck you motherfuckersmug. When someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. Also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.
Isaac: Dude whats wrong
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?
by jordannnnharts September 24, 2010
Get the jesus loves youmug. The same as 'what is your name'
by not-a-pony November 1, 2013
Get the what are you called?mug. when plans are going down for something really stupid and you have been tricked/convinced into being a part of it, instead of just saying no though, you just say "fuck you" in advance. can also be used when you know an individual (mostly the stooge of the group) is going to mess something up.
getting ready to deliver flyers to the neighbourhood:
Guy 1: "okay so we got to 300 houses in like 4 hours..."
Guy 2: "we are so screwed"
Guy 3 "this is going to go terribly wrong"
Guy 1 to Stooge of Group: "fuck you in advance"
Guy 1: "okay so we got to 300 houses in like 4 hours..."
Guy 2: "we are so screwed"
Guy 3 "this is going to go terribly wrong"
Guy 1 to Stooge of Group: "fuck you in advance"
by zachus22 October 18, 2008
Get the Fuck You In Advancemug. Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.
Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.
Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.
Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.
Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.
Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..
I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.
Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..
I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
Get the I put it to youmug. chris: "i love you so much, i wish i could be with you right now."
hannah:"i love you too. your an amazing boyfriend."
christina(hannahs friend whos with her):" hannah you do know hes just using that i love you bullshit to get in your pants."
^^she knows whats up.
hannah:"i love you too. your an amazing boyfriend."
christina(hannahs friend whos with her):" hannah you do know hes just using that i love you bullshit to get in your pants."
^^she knows whats up.
by hottie1233 March 20, 2009
Get the i love youmug.