Life

A constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Bro help life has been acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020

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The constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Help bro, lifes acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020

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A period of time a person can live until they die. People have their good times, bad times, and... awkward times as they grow and engage in the aspect of life.

Person One: Man, Life sucks!
Person Two: Dude, chill. It's only part of Life to feel like that. You'll get over it.
Person One: Wow! That just changed my Life!
Person Two: Okay, your Life is just depressing!

by Sidewalkkittyhasgonecrazy December 03, 2019

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When something is "life", it is something really awesome.

That is fucking life!!

by aofgwjdd August 08, 2008

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A terminal, sexually transmitted disease that causing the subject to experience the effects of the 5 senses and being ahold of an entity, spiritually. If you are reading this you must likely have this illness. The cure exists yet many chose to keep the disease due to its perks. But do not fear, eventually the illness finds a new host after a short span of years ridding you of the disease. The cure includes any and all lethal actions, projectiles to any vital organs, loss of oxygen, the vertical cutting of the upper wrist, etc.

I hate my life, I'm going to end it tonight.

by Why do I exist? August 14, 2019

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