John

Man who’s hair is longer than his arms also a little guy

Have you seen John

Oh yeah he’s the guy w the short arms

by Daddywjhehdhd June 20, 2022

John fightmaster

Some sort of really weird bird that makes funny noises

Look,John fightmaster is there,again

by Vjhuoefkh September 26, 2011

john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017

Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.

“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”

by RealCfan March 18, 2023

Papa Johns Word

(Noun) The N-word but papa John said it

Blarg: GRIZZY SAY THE Papa Johns Word
Grizzy: No! I can’t he’s not black!

by QPaulG September 11, 2020

john tickler

The man the myth the legend

I heard John tickler has said a Nono word I don’t fucking believe it though

by You suck a Retard June 4, 2020

john sigma

john sigma is someone who is a mid level sigma. noun

Wow that man is a john sigma

by doge7439286 February 24, 2025