Sand-Job

A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.
Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.
by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009
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Prank Job

When one male performs oral sex on another male as a practical joke. Usually the act is followed up with one male saying "totally pranked you bro", therefore not making it a homosexuality act.
Male 1: "I totally tricked Steve into letting me suck his dick"
Male 2: "isn't that a little gay?"

Male 1: " Nah dude, it was a prank job. Totally not gay"
by Cornbuts June 3, 2018
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Pajama Job

Any job you can do from home and work in your pajamas.
I'm now working for a call center from home. I finally have a pajama job!
by DJSuzay May 13, 2021
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Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied
I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload
by tecopux June 2, 2022
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butter hand job

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!
by Candermusic January 23, 2018
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PB and Jobs

A sexual position in which one takes halves of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and places them on the cheeks of someone giving a blowjob. Once the blowjob recipient is about to finish, the halves are taken off and the recipient releases semen into the sandwich. The person giving the blowjob, then proceeds to eat the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich (with semen).
My girlfriend said she was hungry, so I offered her my PB and Jobs.
by The Grey Poupon Turtle February 11, 2014
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Lead-Paint Job

From Tidewater Pidgin and Qarsherskiyan English, a Lead-Paint Job means a shooting. It is inferred that paint means blood and lead means lead bullets in this case, when pondering the origin of the term, which first surfaced by at least 1998 in downtown Newport News, VA from the slang and terminology of a now irrelevant gang that was mostly comprised of Qarsherskiyan Vodou practitioners.
There was a terrible Lead-Paint Job at Richneck Elememtary and a 6-year-old nearly ended his teacher, bloody awful, eh?
by Bad News VA ain't that bad March 13, 2025
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