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park job

the act of giving or reviving oral pleasure inside a parked vehicle.
“hey josh a park job from the janitor in his sprinter van yesterday
by invertedhorsecock September 10, 2020
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nope job

A blow job that ends with the guy cumming on the girls face.
Yeah she gave him a nope job and some of it got on her hair
by Canhandler99 November 27, 2020
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Brim Job

The act of giving a male oral sex focusing mainly on the head or tip of the penis.
My girlfriend gave me the most amazing brim job last on the ride home last night.
by Sav E. March 14, 2025
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slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.
Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!
by Chris_32 May 27, 2024
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Smear Job

When you put oil on weed.
by Fweevi January 9, 2022
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You’ll have that on em’ big jobs

A way of saying “crap happens “.
Coined by truck driver Johnny “high ball” Christopher in 2004, Louisville Kentucky.
Employee :” I dropped a concrete form on my foot!”
Boss: “ son, you’ll have that on em’ big jobs.”
by Worldword.org December 7, 2024
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Stand Job

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".
by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021
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