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Double-Lending 

When you're finished with a flesh light and you lend it out to two of your best friends, without letting the other person know.
"Hey Blake, just use the other end, I was busy with this one. I promise you I ain't double-lending!"

"Hey Sam, I was using THIS end, so just use THAT end, okay? No double-lending, I swear!"
Double-Lending by CanadaNerd December 27, 2018

Double Smart 

When you put alcohol in your ear so that it will feel better, but ends up going to your brain and makes you so stupid that you think your Double Smart
I used alcohol in my ear and it went to my brain and now I'm double smart.
Double Smart by AuraKing January 3, 2019

Double entendre 

Ex: i'm feeling a little gassy and i have to pee....i think this might be a "double entendre" situation!
Double entendre by Mrs. Ladywood January 11, 2019

Double dollop 

Where you shit and cum on someone at the same time
Bruv I shit on her when I cummed
Mate how did you double dollop
Double dollop by Big large boi 69 January 21, 2019

Double Dutch Fiddle 

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.
Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle
Double Dutch Fiddle by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019

double bean burrito 

The act of two people rolling up in one blanket
Man Lisa and I got into a double bean burrito.