Cowboy Disintegrators

A pack of unfiltered marlboro reds

"you got any smokes?"
"I got a pack of Cowboy Disintegrators but I'm not sure you can handle them"

by MVT, the greek spoondog... February 14, 2026

Cowboy DJ

A DJ who operates like a cowboy builder — not insured, underprepared, cuts corners and delivers a poor-quality job.

Usually charges cheap, uses dodgy or streamed music, basic gear (if any), and disappears when things go wrong. All hat, no cattle.

“I thought I was getting a bargain, but he turned out to be a proper cowboy DJ — turned up late, dodgy sound, and no insurance when the venue asked for it.”

by Gaz’games February 26, 2026

Cowin around

The deliberate act of doing nothing

We spent the day cowin around.

Wasn't me, I was just cowin around

by Desh84 March 2, 2026

cowman

Someone who is extremely annoying and/or frowned upon.

"Man! Mason sure was being a cowman today!"

by cheesetacosman March 3, 2026

Cowboy Iced Tea

When you find a barrel racer that’s been drinking whiskey all night and have her piss in your mouth.

That guy loves cowboy iced teas. I saw a chick pissing in his mouth last night.

by TitSlayerSTX345 March 6, 2026

Coward

Post anonymously

Runs away

Deletes post

Anonymously posting about another person then deletes said post is a coward! Sad!

by 1Mackenzie200 February 11, 2025

Coward

Posting as anonymous
Delete post

Runs in fear
Cuckold

“John Doe” posted anonymously about another person & cowardly deleted said post. Then after avoiding conflict he turned off social media & went home and cleaned the house for his wife’s boyfriend.

by 1Mackenzie200 February 11, 2025