Gum Balls

(noun) Teste satchel hair that has become encrusted with bubblegum residue from enthusiatic sloppy trailor bobs.

"Pat Cuddy and jess's post coital shnoodling was interupted by the unhappy discovery of patrick's affliction of the dreaded "gum balls".

by DI di November 18, 2006

eight ball

Type of malt liquor known as "Old English 800 Brand".

I cracked me open some eight ball to start the night off right.

by 40_guzzo March 4, 2009

Cue ball

the shiny suface on the grape of the monkey I am forced to sit in an office with every damn day

The gunners cue ball was blinding me as he was dancing for the milk man.

by Mike November 26, 2003

balling jack

to insert your balls into a pussy

her pussy was so loose she was giving me a balling jack both at the same time and not feel a thing

by muff diving fan club president June 13, 2006

Hot Balls

an attractive institutional equity salesman that flexes his muscles a lot and parades around New York all the time

SB is totally Hot Balls

by _bananas June 17, 2011

Balls

A term that can be used for bitchin or horrible situations. Made common by Bryan and kyle

That food is balls: This meal is great
That food is balls: This meal was grotesque

by Bryan N December 12, 2008

fast ball

The act of slapping ones friend across the face with a hand that recently resided upon your sack and taint. Best performed after a night of dancing and drinking. Caution, execution of a successful fast ball will require a retreat with due haste as the recipient of the fast ball WILL retaliate with extreme violence. Best executed whilst already running from your victim.

Person 1: I can't believe you fast balled Eddie! Didn't you remember he's our ride home?

Person 2: iJust keep running/i

by Jamazz January 30, 2004