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Intellectual blue balls 

When you are engaged by an intellectually stimulating lecture/address/speech, or even just an enthralling conversation, and the speaker approaches addressing a topic of great importance to you, but then they abruptly change course and trend into new areas of discussion, leaving you with an overwhelming feeling of frustration and angst.
President Obama: one of the great challenges of our generation is to find an answer to the question about whether Han Solo or Greedo was the first to shoot...

Cletus: OMG, yes, yes, please, oh god, keep going, yes, yes, YES! ...

President Obama: that being said, we must engage in more constructive discourse about important clauses of the Trans-Pacific Partnership, particularly how it will help combat the illegal logging industry.

Cletus: wait, what? Intellectual blue balls...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Lucky Blue 

An 18 year old blue-eyed man with a golden hair and the drummer of The Atomics.
Oh! Ill be seeing Lucky Blue on The Atomics Utah tour.
Lucky Blue by stayqolden August 17, 2016

powder blue 

A blue that is between a light greenish blue to a aquaish blue, but with a shade of grey to the blue.
Look at the powder blue sky above ! How rare do you see this.

Food blue balls 

This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement
My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls
Food blue balls by rayy_02 April 13, 2017

little blue men 

Midget sized blue men that when you visit their magical world they feel the need to jump up your rectum and explore.
I walked through a door today and one of those little blue men was there, i will never be the same.

Phthalo blue 

phthalo blue is a nice happy colour. Bright crystalline blue. Typically used to make water or the sky.
Now we're gonna add some phthalo blue to make some nice water...
Phthalo blue by SiloueOfUlrin November 10, 2019

Angel-blue 

A wonderful, magical person who is very confident and loved. They have the best smile and the strongest kick. They’re always the bright moment in someone’s day and give the best hugs.
Man, I love Angel-Blue. She’s great.
Angel-blue by What.Nerd December 28, 2019