Shit on my back

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.
I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
by Professor B13 November 14, 2023
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Rigid Back

Spinal column clearly visible and back is boney, no clarting resitance or any bounce/jiggle

Normally very lightweight jaun, petite but can go all night an ride like a playboy fuck bunny

**May hurt hip bone and pelvic symphysis after minimal thrusting**
"Cheeeeh bruv, she was a rigid back last night, mans pelvis is well bruised"

"Show us bruv, never clarted one of dem gyal"

"Ay fam it was bare long, but lowkey treata styll, bare aggy"
by TheBruddas May 28, 2022
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should I pay back this Asian

No
“ should I pay back this Asian “

“No”
Whatever you do don’t pay him back
by Santi_whynot September 18, 2022
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Splash Back

When you have diarrhea that's so violent that the water in the toilet bowl erupts and hits your butt.
My diarrhea was so bad that "splash back" happened.
by Verticalways December 09, 2023
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back shark

Derived from Jamaican slang. Much like the United States uses “69” as a way to symbolize dual-action oral sex, Jamaicans use the last two digits of their year of independence (1962) to depict the act of a a man slamming a woman from behind, whilst pulling her hair back, much like grabbing the dorsal fin of a shark from behind and pulling.

The term is also used in the popular game “bingo” when one cries out after matching 5 numbers. Essentially, meaning one has “nailed it!”
I took her home last night and delivered a brutal shark back-ing. That’s why she’s in a wheelchair now, Maahn.

Janet covered her last number, stood up, and yelled “back shark!” to claim her prize; a large gold pendant in the shape of “62”, and the resort staff have noticed.
by E.T. Fingermen May 17, 2021
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back of the oven

Something or someone so detestable that it literally has to go to the end of the line to be exterminated. Typically used in the context of something fascists would find absolutely abhorrent because it combines multiple hated attributes or despicable actions, like a mulatto communist, or transsexual child molester. From the old joke listed below:

Q: Why was the Black Jew sad?
A: Because he had to sit in the back of the oven.
Did you see that drag queen waving an Israeli flag and handing out dildo lollipops to children? Some real back of the oven shit there.
by Skookum Chuck January 13, 2024
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