National Shaykh That Ass Day

December 16 is the day you shaykh that fuckin ass

Happy National Shaykh That Ass Day!

by poopoosuck December 16, 2020

national slap Sophia day

walk around town, and if you know any Sophia's, well slap em

Man 1: Hi, Sophia
Girl 1: Hi!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: What day is it?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1

by 1004cucumber September 19, 2021

National throw Stephen day

on October 21, you can throw anybody with the name Stephen with no permission needed

Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw stephen day

by Mr. Hugh G. Rection_ October 21, 2021

national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man august 6th btw

Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?

by cartizzle August 6, 2021

National grab dick day

On November 5th, 2018 it is national grab dick day only those with dicks can participate.

Girl: *grabs a guys dick*
Guy: hey wtf?
Girl: chill its national grab dick day
Guy: Oh ok.

by Grabanibbasdick November 4, 2018

national ass touch day

A day were anyone can touch anyone’s ass

It’s a FREE pass to touch an ASS

It is national ass touch day imma go grab dat thicc white girls ass 👅

by Daddy69247 June 22, 2018

National Send Nudes Day

On October 3rd, everyone shall send nudes to whoever asks. There is no saying no because YOLO.

“Hey it’s national send nudes day, send pics please”.

by 420sexy October 3, 2018