Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee

After experiencing fellatio, a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth. Then he proceeds to defecate while afflicted with diarrhoea inside his partner's mouth. Then he stirs the mixture with his dick. Then the partner swallows.

She says, " Last night my bf gave me the Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee".

Her friend - "How'd it taste?"

She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."

by ReallyMessedUpGuy#1996 May 1, 2021

Double Barrel Thot Gun

When a girl is being double penetrated and the men orgasm simultaneously

"Me and Chad were tag-teaming this girl last and we totally gave her a Double Barrel Thot Gun

by NeoSpy November 27, 2018

Double-twisty Shlop-shlop

1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A 2-2-2 move.

Someone gave me a double-twisty shlop-shlop last night.

by CTGreen February 27, 2020

Texas Overhand Double Pump

The double pump is a technique where you cock your rifle using both hands with a large stroking motion resulting in a much larger blast when you fire off.

Lance perfected the Texas Overhand Double Pump in the 6th grade. Damn, does that guy have stamina.

by I got a big Nick June 16, 2018

Double fisted mule kick

The act of kicking an opponent behind you while spinning around and striking them with both your fist clinched together.

Jim just tried to do a "double fisted mule kick" on the dude at the bar. He missed and fell on his ass though.

by skibby avenger July 30, 2011

double ended jelly dong

A jelly dong which is double ended. It is used specifically to pleasure the vaginal and/or anal orifices of a lady or two ladies simultaneously. It can also be used on gay men.
The phrase is also historicaly used to make fun of the South Asian accent as they traditionally have trouble saying it.

Thats a double ended jelly dong in my sister's closet. Kumar, say it! (followed by laughter)

by Kumar Nahimaputalam July 28, 2008