A really amazing person I wish was gay but she's too damn straight. Can you fuck guys for a second and be with me?
by youshouldknowwhowrotethis:) December 6, 2020
Get the chelsea omug. When you grate your dick cheese on to the back of your partner which then leads to you pulling out some fancy cutlery and proceeding to eat it
by TheMotherPlucker April 21, 2024
Get the The O’ Not So Gratemug. by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023
Get the bo’ ‘ole ‘o ‘woermug. A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.
She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.
by breast fixation June 14, 2011
Get the select-o-visionmug. Guy 1: My ass hurts bro
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.
Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.
Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!
by Bulldog receiver February 24, 2022
Get the P O L Cmug. When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance
I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022
Get the Colorado O-Ringmug. Sean O - Spencer is a desperate guy who approaches girls through texting to have sex with, while they are in their periods. Just because he works for launch control, doesn’t mean he can launch d*ckpics to girls through texting
by Cats2weed June 11, 2023
Get the Sean O - Spencermug.