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Thinking Meat

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2022
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Meat ass

Meat ass is when your ass is meat or in sex someone tells you to meat ass them
“ Hey can you meat ass me”

That means to make the persons poop come out of their ass in sex with your fist.
by Hey what’s your name September 6, 2022
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Meat mates

Two woman who have slept with the same man
When Chelsea drinking slept with Kirsty’s boyfriend she was too ashamed to admit they were now meat mates
by Big dog 33 September 7, 2022
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Meat Brownie

Feces on penis meaning meat brownie..
How about we go up stairs and I think about your dad as you shit on my dick and I pull out and give you a meat brownie.
by Meat Brownie April 30, 2022
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Breast Meating

We a homosexual couple has one obese person with man boobs, and the other titty fucks their partners moobs.
"If that Ferrari had a cock, it would be breast meating the shit out of Pietro"
by I love Moobs May 1, 2022
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Meat girdle

Very long labias on women’s vulvas. People with “outie” coochies where their inner lips protrude past their outer lips. Also known as meat flaps or roast beef.
Do you have an innie or outie?”
“An outie, I have such a meat girdle
by wanderingmermaid May 2, 2022
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Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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