Donald Trump

The man who literally just saved the world, but people claim he is trying to start ww3

Trump attacking Iran's nuclear baaww was the right thing to do, to prevent them from storing nukes in there. Iran made a deal to reduce it's nuclear facilities in 2003, so I'd say Donald Trump did them quite a big favour by quite literally doing that.

by UltimateDoge June 22, 2025

you done trumped up

YOU DONE TRUMPED UP

A specification of you done fucked up

When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass

Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"

by UT+Per7 January 27, 2017

Trump Shower

A Trump Shower is when you pay women or men to pee on a bed that Obama slept on at some point.

Whenever I'm in Russia, I gotta watch a Trump Shower

by theovondamelio November 21, 2023

The Royal Trump

When he won for the 1st time... People were surprised. When he won the Second time People were Shocked and quite Angry. When he runs and wins again for the 3rd Time... The People will have literally witnessed "The Royal Trump!"

He won and won again, when no one really expected it... that's "The Royal Trump!"

by The G.R.I.P. Master August 13, 2025

Trump

The name of a president who is a sore loser who will stop at nothing to win the 2020 election and trying to overturn the elections so that the votes are in his favor. A president who doesn't even care about Covid-19 and is running amok all over the country and is telling about 10,000 of his voters to protest in front of the Congress building.

Teacher: Okay, class. We're going to learn the name of the 45th POTUS.
Class: But we don't to learn about him!
Teacher: Why not?
Class: Because we lost relatives to Covid-19 and TRUMP is just sitting there and ranting off about the ELECTION!

by Nightshade777 January 7, 2021

Trump

Verb: Grabbing a woman by her genitalia without her permission.

God I'd love to trump her, but then I'd have to register as a sex offender.

by One_Funny_Teacher June 4, 2023

Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.

Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.

by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024