john miceli

John micelli - child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce anothnys ass

Did you see how swiftly John whooped Anthony?

John miceli - a child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce Anthony’s ass

by Chrisgromedwards October 15, 2022

Old Papa John

Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.

"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"

by Daroguetoaster March 19, 2016

JOHN CENAAA

idk i just chose to do this

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA

by charlotte flair June 10, 2020

John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.

He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John

by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021

Fishless John

When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.

-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)

-What a fishless John.

by MoronSonOfBoron! February 15, 2022

Papa Johnsing

When you get really horny, so horny, that you could cook a Papa Johns pizza in the heat of your pussy. It's also called that, because Papa Johns pizza tastes like hot pussy. Disgusting.

"Jason, are you Papa Johnsing again?"

"Yeah, sorry, this fanfic is just so juicy!'

by doingyourmomdoindoinyourmom December 1, 2021

John Calc

The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.

Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah

by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025