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Gut Job

When you simultaneously finger a chick while getting a hand-job on a dance floor while also grinding her from behind
At New Years I managed to pull off a Gut Job
by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015
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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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Briefcase Job

A bet that has a very high probability of winning.
Desert Crown in the Derby is a briefcase job, I've gone large, very large in fact.
by Dick Focker April 30, 2023
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skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.
by Back Door Sloot October 6, 2012
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the Italian job

An act upon which a man inserts his fingers in a pinched fingers gesture Italian style, into a womens vagina.
North! I can't believe you preformed the Italian job! how did it even fit in?
by Wolsingham incident January 27, 2022
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Blow job

Blowing with one's breath into someone else's asshole.
A blow job is a kind of collaborative reversed fart.
by Mini Little Bobby November 29, 2024
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clam job

My baby just got a sugar Brazilian wax. She’s going to be getting. Lot of clam jobs
by Flyboy97222 June 8, 2020
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