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James

JAMES is the most ahh-mazing, loving full of life, smart, super sexy, silly man that can keep u laughing and males u feel like nothing else in the world matters. When ur with a James he makes u feel like ur home and everything finally makes sense in life. To be a James hes an ahh-mazing lover in every single way and gives u goosebumps in places u never knew even existed! There is never a boring moment when ur with James.

when u think u know James it will come out of nowhere and will make u feel like u never existed. Even tho James made u feel so loved and have found the love of ur life, ur soul mate n ur twinsie that knows u more than anyone u have ever met and becomes ur best friend n madly in love. no one in the world could ever b stupid hot n perfect in the bedroom.James will show u how ruthless, cold hearted n u will see what an soulless evil monster looks like in the flesh when he's caught hiding his double life you knew absolutely nothing about james turns cold as ice and will make u feel like u are the most rejected, unwanted human in the world.

So if u have the chance to let him sweep u off ur feet and be everything u have ever wanted in ur life watch out cause its fake and he has no heart in reality and will feel like ur a nobody and rip ur heart out of ur chest and burn ur house down all while associated w someone else n u better word what u ask cause hes great at using that to twist his lies.

I LOVE BUT HATE A JAMES
If u heard of a JAMES follow ur gut feeling when things seem off and u feel lied to. Cause They r fake and no matter what u thought u meant 2 him u don't n nothing u ever did for him was never appreciated or grateful. No fucks given being a James. One way street at all times...
by anonymous February 6, 2023
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Bailey James

Short tempered, typically has brown hair a fat long shlong, typically known as (pussy punisher). Sexy guy good with guys and girls depends. Charmer and an absolute gem in the bed.
by BWJ big punisher November 23, 2021
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The James Maneuver

When a 250 lbs. man who wears baseball hats gets passed the bong in a rotation and takes 50 micro hits over the course of the 5 minutes he hogs it, gets spit all over it and charrs all the weed and then passes it to the next man in the rotation and acts like nothing happened.
Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.

Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver
by Nzirkru882828 September 2, 2022
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james Spicer

gay ass baseball player that goes to seton and gets no pussy
also has the worst hygiene
Fran: ewww look at him he stinks

every kid: that has to be James Spicer
by The Swashbucklers July 29, 2022
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James

A man who gets tempered very quick
James, you suck.
by Ydontusucmypp April 23, 2019
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james

james is an emo person at ghe 👀🖤
james is very emo and kinda kind
by M4T3R14LG1RL April 17, 2022
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James

James is a hobbit cosplayer.
by SilverbackBear1 December 5, 2019
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