Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.

DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.

by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017

the hands make the clock

a phrase with a double meaning.

1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.

2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.

"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"

by krissalamander February 20, 2025

doody hands

hands which smell of doody.

warren duff, that guy has doody hands!

by jon inaba December 29, 2007

Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)

by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Hand Deliver

Handle Your Own Business

Hand deliver your own message grown adults.

by Handprint February 13, 2014

Edward 40 hands

A new cool hip term for a rad dude.

Wow that guy is Edward 40 hands.

by Edward40Hands July 6, 2025