Cat

Lazy fat thing

That cat is so fat.

by Maddog_cheer June 7, 2019

Cat

The CAT is a sexy ass beast with a sick ass tail, but... The CAT can be a fucking asshole vomiting on ur bed. The CAT is Basically a sexy ass fuck face.

Look at that CAT (gets boner) it’s hot (kills ur family) oh shit

by AliBoyHD123 June 9, 2019

cat

a lazy fuck

cat: *laying down*
person: you lazy fuck

by gaycrabsbelike June 9, 2019

Shawn The Cat

The best cat sock puppet in the world who just went through a divorce and is over his ex. He also has a youtube channel that is Shawn The Cat

"Shawn The Cat is way to good for Finn (his ex husband)"

by iamchimychonga June 13, 2019

Cats

Small and furry ninjas who bring you dead animals in exchange for catfood.

The cats bring me a dead bird and I give him catfood.

by Tomtomgirl June 15, 2019

Cat

A rodent that does nothing but shit everywhere

A cat is a amazing creature

by The Real Bigg daddy June 16, 2019

Cat

A feline or human that can do just about anything and will never get caught ever.

Tess has always been a cat. She's so good she can get away with murder.
When my cat walked in the room I let her jump in my lap so I could pet her.

by Pet&PurrSystems June 17, 2019