Strife Theory Guy

Famous CatchPhrase - “My Hair Is Still Wet”
Goated ro wrestling guy
Aiden Kingston’s number one fan
GPW Chairman Guy
EWE World Heavyweight Champion
SBW Executive Guy

Strife Theory Guy Real

by Niggeraiden July 3, 2022

Beanie Guy

Someone that always wears a beanie that is either severely autistic and can only get friends that are teenage boys or is a gay pedophile

Bob: hey watch out it’s beanie guy! He’s a pedo!!!
Ross:yo I’m pretty sure he is autistic

by Random guy that isn’t random March 17, 2024

Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.

Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.

by Tonytoys July 27, 2016

foot fetish guy

Crazy Neighbor That once you invite into your home will suck on the nearest female's foot

Ignore the foot fetish guy over here.

by Pitata October 12, 2017

Math guy

chandice's future boyfriend

person 1: is that math guy?
person 2: yeah, that's chandice's future boyfriend

by lvng.ymm September 22, 2021

a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.

Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.

by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024

Red Guy

Red guy is a character from dhmis he is a red mop and he gets all da ladies

he is voiced by joe pelling

Friend 1: red guy is so hot
Friend 2: wtf

by Red_Guy_Is_My_Pookie_87 April 26, 2024