Fleet simp

A complete and utter loser

Guy 1: I have a gaming pc and u dont NOOB BROKE
Guy 2: You're still a fleet simp

by Undber January 2, 2021

senpai simp

Senpai Simp thinks they like cheese but they just like cheese because why not.

You like cheese Senpai?
senpai simp: cheese. i like cheese. suck up the cheese.
W-wha-

by maple ;) January 24, 2021

junshua simp

an oomf who likes to simp amd cry over how precious jun and joshua are. they're mostly alive on your tl specially when either of the two posted something on twitter or weverse. they either cry over how they miss junshua or bark at how sexy they are when performing.

to sum it all up, junshua is their obsession and medication.

*joshua held a birthday vlive on december 30th, 2020*

*5 minutes later*

*junhui drops something on twitter*

JUNSHUA SIMP/S: AHSHAJAJAJSHSHAHAJQNQMAKAKHSQBWBSJAJJAAHWHWJAKWGQHQJ

by JUNHUI'S POWERBANK February 6, 2021

Backwords simp

When a guy is gay and simps for another gay guy and continues to leave all of his friends just to go fuck some bussy.

"damn hes backwords simping, he just left for some bussy"

by exodrynamixJT o February 10, 2021

ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.

A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???

by Big simp energy February 14, 2021

Ing Simp

A unintentional typo that occurs when you type "FUCKING SIMP" and it appears as "****ING SIMP". It indicates the use of a regularly used profanity followed by a guy whose existence seems to be based around praising and agreeing with whatever points is made by a female.

Guy may be a serial apologists and is a geek over movies like LotR or a nerd about taxonomy/orchids.

-Playing a FPS-

Girl: Oh my god, why did you get the last hit? Why did you steal my kill????
SIMP: OH NO, SORRY KWEEN. I didn't mean too. You deserved it. uwu
Friend: Stop being a ****ING SIMP!!

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

Social Simp

Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.

"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."

"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."

by Thesbian.Thriller March 4, 2021