Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.

"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"

by Just some guy 183691 December 20, 2016

poop butt dumpster

the nasty of the nasty women...steer clear..nothing to see here.

yo dude...steer clear of that one...she's a straight up poop butt dumpster.

by geemoney$$$ July 15, 2024

Poop Salesman

When you push poop through someone’s mail slot.

Ralph tends to become a poop salesman when he is mad at people.

by Poop monster 555 December 26, 2022

national poop sock day

why just why did you search this??? u need help

happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 01, 2021

Melted poop

Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.

5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.

by Myrtlez71 May 16, 2021

Pooped and got up

When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)

Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO

by Idk what name to use May 01, 2021

Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019