Poop etiquette

The art of sanitary cleansing post- fecal extrusion

Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation
In countries such as India, proper poop etiquette requires one to wipe with the left hand only.

You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.
by EyenTheTerrible May 28, 2019
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Wipidextrous

Of, or pertaining to, the ability to use either hand to wipe one’s own ass. In some cultures, proper poop etiquite requires only using the left hand to handle urine or fecal duties of disposal and cleansing.

Not related to switch hitter.
Raj: What hand do you use to wipe your ass?
Stan: I use the hand closer to the toilet paper. I’m wipidextrous.

Being wipidextrous means I can wipe my ass with either hand.
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Gizzick

A male physical deformity, when the penis and scrotum are fused together in the fashion of a fowl's head and gizzard.

When a man's genitals are perspiring sufficiently enough to cause the penis and scrotum to stick together.
Suzy gave Barry a blowjob and discovered his dick was really a gizzick.

Jimmy's dick was so small it looked more like a gizzick.

Working out after shaving my balls gave me a gizzick.
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