Minion hand penis

When your minion tryna put his middle finger up at you but it looks like a penis with a thick layer of leather around it

Top minion Kevin: is that penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Gru: nah Kev that’s just a minion tryna put his middle finger up at you, kinda looks like a Minion hand penis

by Lobster shag December 7, 2019

wario pickled penis

when the special ed kid puts his dick in a mason jar filled with pickle juice and makes optimus prime noises

fuck its another wario pickled penis lockdown smh

by obama_prism October 31, 2019

uncircumcised monkey penis

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.

My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022

Mid Life Penis

When you're afraid your dick will never work again, so you say and do anything to get laid. Holding a guitar in your hand helps in the process as well as hanging out with very drunken barflys hags.

Bobby is going through Mid Life Penis. He just took home another cocksucking drunk chick. I heard she puked on his dick.

by J,T, T, P June 22, 2008

Penis Fly Trap

A hot girl that is a complete bitch so much that her vagina has teeth and will bite your penis off

that cheerleader is a penis fly trap

by Fishybass September 20, 2010

Avocado Penis Nigga

Also known as the movie star Michael Angelo, from the hit series Spongebob Square Pants, this demonic creature roams the earth waiting to slob on some good knob. And if you try to negate his whimsical suckings, he will expand your anal region approximately 3 feet with his Avocado Penis.

Avocado Penis Nigga roams like a rover... don't negate the suck or he will make you bend over.

by Swagman 420 February 28, 2019

small penis complex

A male who is tall with brown hair, very controlling and egotistical, puts down other guys that he doesn't know. He tends to say things like " 3 inches is average" when we all know that's not true. He tends to drive Yukon Denali and thinks he's better then everyone else with his parents money.

Dillan has a Small Penis Complex.

by Guyyouhate August 29, 2016