A type of shit where you hover your asscheeks slightly above the toilet seat instead of directly sitting on it. Often done in public toilets where chavs have pissed all over the seat rendering it very unpleasent to sit on.
i needed to perform a standing shit the other day because some cunt lost control of his cock and sprayed all over the seat.
by john doobies June 20, 2015
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Such as a mug or small tupperware, containing loose keys, dice, bits of lego, boiled sweets, washers, old memory cards etc.
Typically, an item in a shit pot was/is deemed to important to throw away, but not important enough to return to its rightful place immediately. However, in my experience the contents of a shit pot are often eventually branded rubbish and thrown away once an extended period of time has elapsed.
Such as a mug or small tupperware, containing loose keys, dice, bits of lego, boiled sweets, washers, old memory cards etc.
Typically, an item in a shit pot was/is deemed to important to throw away, but not important enough to return to its rightful place immediately. However, in my experience the contents of a shit pot are often eventually branded rubbish and thrown away once an extended period of time has elapsed.
"Do you need anything from this shit pot here on the kitchen windowsill? Because i'm sick of the sight of it and about to tip it in the bin!"
"No, carry on"
"No, carry on"
by speedtoast November 14, 2016
Get the Shit Pot mug.Deliberately making exaggerated remarks to elicit an aggravated response from another person. Normally done to get a reaction out of the person/group of people.
Me: I can't make it to your party, the traffic is really heavy.
Ethan: Why, do you hate me??? :(
Me: WHAT?? No! You're just shit stirring.
Ethan: Why, do you hate me??? :(
Me: WHAT?? No! You're just shit stirring.
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Get the nyam shit mug.Someone who magically bends turds. When you go into a washroom and there is shit plastered to the the back of the toilet seat. The last shit bender has struck again. They must be like the highlander except: "in the end there can only be number 2!" Shit is only naturally meant to go down with gravity not up and sideways The Shit Bender is the arch enemy of the plumber fore they destroy the law of plumbing: "Shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday"
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