Dylan, better known as "monkey" or "great ape" is a young christian teenager with hopes of becoming a ufc champion.
He thinks he can fight and batter anyone or anything. he abuses his friends for the fun of it and challenges them to brutal combat. He is usually seen with the neeks as he is one himself. his appearance is a lanky big eared monkey
when a guy creeps the shit outta evrey girl he talk to and make them so scared to talk to any other guy bc they r traumatized of he is doing so you ghoust him.
There's always a scruffy chap named ASDA John at every ASDA store that's always begging other fellow employees at brake times,this individual is commonly known as an ASDA john