Zack-Tayloring

The act of a man getting pegged by a cow's udder and squeezing his colon so that her milk will run through his body

I was at a petting zoo for my three year old sister's birthday and decided to make the family laugh by zack-tayloring.

by Cpdix001 January 7, 2026

Pulled a Taylor

Not thinking a decision through, making a stupid mistake, or making a dumb decision.

For example, instead of grabbing the right tool for the job he pulled a Taylor and grabbed a phillips screwdriver instead of a flat head like everyone knew he should. That is how he pulled a Taylor.

by Hardcore42 April 13, 2010

Pulled a Taylor

When your girlfriend severely wrongs to and so you fake like you're about to propose to her in front of and audience, then expose the hoe and dump her ass!

Bro 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened to Keith?"

Bro 2: "Yeah! He found out his girl was sleeping around and fucking Pulled a Taylor! That guys a savage!"

by IMAprofessional July 11, 2016

Pulling a Tayler

Forgetting to wear deoderant, especially in the case of important events, such as weddings or graduation.

"I totally pulled a Tayler last night, I smelled like death."

"I think my friend is pulling a Tayler, have you smelled her tonight?"

by Readp February 4, 2017

The old Taylor

Couldn’t come to phone, because she’s dead

I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead.

by SmilerCyrus December 4, 2017

Pulling a Taylor

Going off at someone because they're talking about a game or thing that they don't like

Richard: "Bro I can't wait for that new Fortnite update!

Alex: "Dude I can't wait either"

Emily: "Can you guys stop talking about this stupid game and just talk in dms?"

Richard: "Hey come on don't start Pulling a Taylor

by Aracard October 17, 2018

Pulling a Taylor

Going off at someone because they are talking about a game or thing

Richard: "Bro I can't wait for that new Fortnite update!

Alex: "Dude I can't wait either"

Emily: "Can you guys stop talking about this stupid game and just talk in dms?"

Richard: "Hey don't go Pulling a Taylor

by Aracard October 17, 2018