Bored cop syndrom

When members of the police force in a small town where nothing usually happens anyway, have nothing to do during the winter months, and look for small offences comitted that they would normally look past, such as loitering, smoking within 20 feet of the entrance of a building, spitting gum out in a parking lot, ect. Basically playing the roll of a mall cop, with a "stop or I'll say 'stop' again" attitude.

Dude, this cop saw me smoking, and actually got out of his car to search me, and do a background search on me, and of course check my ID to verrify that I'm really 18.

What a dick dude, I fucking hate Lakeside Arizona, the police all have bored cop syndrome

by Jamesulous ceazar January 8, 2010

Paris Hilton Syndrome

Being of spoiled rich offspring having no clue about the struggles of the working class.

The real problem with most corporations is Paris Hilton Syndrome.

by newlifeeeternal December 15, 2011

camel toe syndrome

the frontal wedgie some women get when pulling up their pants too far.

Pull your pants down grandma, you have a camel toe.

by bMIODSMTOIW April 15, 2003

Empty Net Syndrome

This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.

Don't make eye contact with her, she has a severe case of Empty Net Syndrome.

by Jafeica November 3, 2015

alien fart syndrome

Akin to alien hand syndrome. When your farts don't smell like your own anymore.

Due to social stigma the afflicted will hardly ever come out. For the unafflicted it is hard to imagine the terror of not being able to tolerate one's own farts anymore.

- After I bought some E. coli tablets in a Turkish pharmacy to combat my diarrhea, I developed alien fart syndrome instead.

by scornflake December 8, 2011

Hot Boy Syndrome

Hot Boy Syndrome (HBS) is a disorder when a male or female becomes so "obsessed" with hot guys that they are willing to go great lengths for them regardless of personality. People suffering from HBS are known to do everything from cheat for there lover to even fight other people for them.

Linsey fought Grace because grace has a crush on Rick. She totally has Hot boy Syndrome

Nick despises Dusty because she flirts with that hot guy. He can't help it. He has Hot Boy Syndrome

Wanda you have hot Boy Syndrome , all you do is talk about hot guys

by LK59 January 16, 2016

brassy ass syndrome

a medical condition that makes your ass look extremely brassy
first case was diagnosed on Drew Phillips.

1 in 100 people have BAS

sympotoms include: an orange fucking ass

"why is ur ass like that?"
"sorry, I have brassy ass syndrome :("

by fatpussybitch December 13, 2020