Yung Long Johns

the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.

Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns

by fuggutarded December 9, 2021

John

A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".

Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.

by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022

John

Will reject a girl multiple times in one sitting.Very firm with their answer.Usually a shorter guy with brown hair and green eyes.Very rude yet honest at the same time. Has a soft,ghetto sounding voice.Will call you out.Good with kids but overall rude and funny.

girl 1:Are you her secret guy?
John: No you wish i was your secret tho.

by $ Jmoney $ September 2, 2020

John B

A sick guy who runs a weed farm called John B’s Cannabis Farm

Yo, it’s John B!

by JohnBsApproach December 30, 2023

John

John is the name of a sexy mf who has alot of hoes.

Damn hes so John.

by -Albert Einstein June 16, 2021

John Hawkins

A black person who has fake yezzys and is not even from the hood.

John Hawkins is not from the hood

by Danhotgirl101 May 2, 2019

John

someone who probably broke hearts a million times

:are you okay?
:no.
:why?
:john.

by yesiknowilovefood April 25, 2022