Friend-cation King

A fuckable cousin

I went to columbia where I had a great time with my friend-cation king.

by FredEx88 March 4, 2019

Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025

King

A scary person who gets scared easy. their cool and is a good learner. A bad leader and has a high sex drive. Horny

Ur being a king like person

by Urban man and his son January 1, 2021

Miss King

S L U T. Thinks she owns st mungos PE department.

Who’s got cheesy toes? Aw that’s just miss king X

by boombaclart January 11, 2024

The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

Wrathic King

The perspective whereas the person with the biggest dick you know of is you.

Jits and I opted for a flash out. I found out I was the wrathic king.

by raunchyraul March 27, 2022

King Cwong

The derivative of a gorilla. Loves to climb buildings and was once caged in fury.

"king cwong was climbing the empire state building"

by lol hey October 10, 2011