And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.
by QWERTY mnbvcxz July 15, 2025
Get the Matrix Juicemug. "Hey, he dribbled with the ball from his side and faked his opponent and scored."
"Yeah, he did the Retro Juice"
"Yeah, he did the Retro Juice"
by saADSA January 5, 2022
Get the Retro Juicemug. Example 1-
Bro 1: “Dude my grandma died yesterday day.”
Bro 2: “Bro that’s straight juice on a dog.”(in a somber tone)
Example 2-
Bro 1: “Dude I just banged a super hot chick!”
Bro 2: “Yo, that’s juice on a dog bro!”(excited tone)
Example 3-
Bro 1: “What do you think of this new haircut?”
Bro 2: “That is such juice on a dog!”(excited tone)
Bro 1: “Dude my grandma died yesterday day.”
Bro 2: “Bro that’s straight juice on a dog.”(in a somber tone)
Example 2-
Bro 1: “Dude I just banged a super hot chick!”
Bro 2: “Yo, that’s juice on a dog bro!”(excited tone)
Example 3-
Bro 1: “What do you think of this new haircut?”
Bro 2: “That is such juice on a dog!”(excited tone)
by Cwalks66 January 20, 2018
Get the Juice on a dogmug. by peelover123 May 21, 2021
Get the Apple juicemug. by bob keifson January 22, 2010
Get the sweatin like a juice boxmug. 
by balthie August 31, 2019
Get the Juicemug.