Person 1: "I met the most perfect guy/girl online!"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"
by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 22, 2022
Get the Perfect guy/girlmug. The most real person out there. Extremely gorgeous with a huge soft spot for doggos and cows. Sometimes she runs like a duckling. Sometimes she eats like one. Mess with her food and get ready to be stabbed.
Don't eat her french fries. She's a Gui.
by rocketman197 November 21, 2021
Get the Guimug. A high school guy typically a junior or senior who carries around a gallon of water and tries to beef with younger guys,females or other guys for no reason and then are all y’all. they all drive lifted trucks
Person 1: hey who are those seniors beefing with a sophomore 5 v1?
Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
by Theboyinstripedtimbs October 19, 2018
Get the Gallon guymug. A guy you get real close to. And then you start to fall for him. When he realizes it he does t feel the same way and y’all aren’t friends anymore.
Guy-friend.....
by Sadie——- June 1, 2020
Get the Guy-friendmug. by 5027._. July 26, 2023
Get the Guymug. 
