poop

brown log squishy or hard with chunks comming out of your behind

the poop comming out of my butt was long and hard

by bdog006 November 1, 2020

Poop shoe

Setting your foot down into a diaper with lots of poop, and trying to pick it up but the diaper gets stuck to your foot for a second like that of a shoe.
Poop shoe.

Here's some tea, Becky. Did you hear what happened to Jenny? Someone witnessed her put an open diaper on the floor while she finished putting on her childs clean diaper, and her mommy brain made her forget about it so she set her foot down and got the poop shoe !

by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc November 1, 2020

Poop

Well Xavier uses it a lot, he also uses the emoji.

David: hi Xavier

Xavier: poop 💩

by YESS DADDY November 2, 2020

poop

something that is brun and sogy

this is some sogy poop

by pee boy November 3, 2020

poop fart

when you think its a fart but its a full poop

i think i just made a poop fart in my pants

by dodo jojo November 3, 2020

poop

poop is you

this is you poop

by taht_weirdo November 3, 2020

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020