poop

What you do try to do in the bathroom everyday

Sam: Whaddya doin' m8?
Jimmie: Oh nothin'. Ya know, just poopin'.
Sam: Outta ya butt?
Jimmie: Excuuuuse me, it's ANUS. Don' ya poop outta Uranus too?

by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023

Poop mochaccino

When somebody drinks warm liquid poop from his/her sexual partner.

Last night my girlfriend took a huge poop mochaccino from me. She drank every single drop of it. She’s nasty.

by Booty_hunter February 7, 2023

Poop-Splatter-Rama

Poop-Splatter-Rama is when you poop on your hand in the bathroom and then having someone turn around getting smacked in the face with the poop getting tricked. Finally, charging at them, knocking them down, and licking the poop off of their face enjoying it.

I tried to do Poop-Splatter-Rama, but I failed miserably and instead I got poop on my face!

by Secret Person 2007 February 9, 2023

poop gnome

A "poop gnome" is a slang term that does not have a universally recognized definition. It is most commonly used to refer to a small gay man (no longer on vacation) who loves poop sex.

That poop gnome never shuts up about Hitler.

by poopdefender February 10, 2023

Gavin poop

Poop Gavin is a *ss lol he can be sweet though he is popular and has mean friends

Gavin poop

by Cutie235 February 14, 2023

poop-dee-loop

Anus, butthole, taking a shit, shit, poop

I thought I had to fart-da-lart, turned out to be a poop-dee-loop. (See fart-da-lart)

by BearBunny February 21, 2023

Poop Sex

If you think Poop is sexy, and you think Sex is sexy, then I have the definition for you. Poop sex is a very intimate act between two scat fans where poop is involved. I'm talking Cleveland steamers, fat poopy drizzlers, and shitty muck clogglers.

Poop sex is entirely dependent on what you and your partner ate that morning. Some Poop Sex fans enjoy if their partner only ate corn for the previous 3 days before their encounter. Others prefer a sloppy, greasy mess.

Either way, Poop Sex is versatile enough as a sex act that almost all scat fans can enjoy.

Hey love. I haven't had sex in a few days, and I definitely haven't had Poop Sex in a few weeks. Would you be cool with some gaping Poop Sex this afternoon?

by PoopSex123 December 5, 2022