valet job

when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk

Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol

by ShitAss123 March 6, 2022

Ujds=Uniform jobs dick suckers

the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.

Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.

by Bomis Bakre Bamidele October 3, 2023

cast job

You wraps linen around your dick and glue it together to make a makeshift dick cast when you're hard. Someone then jerks you off with the cast on for safety.

Guy 1: Yo, last night my gf gave me a cast job
Guy 2: Awesome! How'd you get it off?
Guy 1: She sucked the glue off.

by JoFun May 14, 2016

Plate Job

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.

My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.

by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022

God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.

We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."

by DammitlDave October 12, 2011

Job on

Irish slang

Loosely translates to let's do this.

Job on lads, easy money

by Jobbo 69420 October 29, 2022

Road Job

A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.

Not to be mistaken with Road Head

"Yo zak my boi, sarah gave me a Road Job the other day"
"You shave? I don't trim my bush."

by The Greasy Grind February 7, 2017