Cherokee County Nose Job

Must have Eraser sized penis

The sexual act, while in Cherokee County, SC, of a girl going down on you with her nasal cavity doing all of the suction power without imploding her own head.

Man, I just got back from the Cinema 5 with ShaQuitta. My dick is so raw from her giving me a Cherokee County Nose Job.

by Slappy Dong Thomas January 3, 2009

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Jobs

Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!

Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.

"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."

by rat_prince May 30, 2014

My Job

My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.

Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Job

Job, or to Job someone:
Beating up or doing violent acts to a happy, functioning couple in the street.

Spelled "Job", case sensitive

See those two over there? I'm gonna Job them. *violence ensues*

by Aestronom September 17, 2025

Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.

As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.

by JoeMamaFat69 December 7, 2019