by Notamadeupname August 15, 2017
Get the bead meatmug. by Truth idle July 2, 2024
Get the meat hoppermug. When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
Get the Seasoned meatmug. 1.) Dead animal pumped with hormones that are proven to change your mood upon digestion.
2.) Bad for you
3.) Flavored Animal Carcass
2.) Bad for you
3.) Flavored Animal Carcass
Person 1: “I’m craving a double cheeseburger. I love the greasy meat slices.”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”
Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”
Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
by 420Bananas December 1, 2020
Get the Meatmug. by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021
Get the Meat meltmug. The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.
My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.
by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016
Get the california meat wagonmug. by Adzyhaz January 13, 2022
Get the Dog meat sangamug.