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Dylan John Price

Dylan is a weird guy who tries to make people laugh but sometimes goes too far with no intention of harm or offence. He will stand up for you if he feels that you are worth it as he is a loyal man .
that guy is so Dylan john price
by PussyHandGang September 26, 2023
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John Qusack

Yo, come on over. I just bought a John Qusack.
by SpaceKat2000 May 31, 2018
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John Calhoun

A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes
I can’t believe how many ao3 fanfictions involve John Calhoun, who sucked!
by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023
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John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023
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John Danger

Big gay loves men and BBC
I’m John danger and I’m gay hehe
by 4bigguysandtheybustonmyeyes November 24, 2021
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john snow

-- WTF, don't you even know who is elected last night?
-- Wait, what? I guess I am just being john snow again.
by donaldrump November 15, 2016
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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