Job

Basically, when someone on Twitter says some dumb shit, you respond with "Job" and it will ratio their tweet. All it means is that the person who originally tweeted needs to get off their ass and get a job/life.
Tweeter 1 - "Make better music Piano G" (5 likes)
Tweeter 2 - "Job" (100 likes)
by AdamBnj June 26, 2021
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Nub Job

A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.
Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow October 17, 2019
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Nub Job

When a disabled person ( preferably with a nub) inserts said nub into the anus repetidly till the receiver finishes
Dude that was the best nub job ever
by Xaviar99 September 10, 2017
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Nub job

When you don't have hands but you still want to jack off your boyfriend
by Collin102 January 11, 2020
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blue job

When someone stops a blow job before the person gets to cum
Man, last night was rough, she gave me a blue job! I had to whack one out afterwards.
by Anona-miss June 03, 2022
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Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.
"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."
by mercxz May 10, 2024
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Kentucky Nose-Job

The practice of sticking one’s penis in the others right or left nostril. The other will then try to say KFC’s slogan with their weird voice.
Him: Yeah, how’s that kentucky nose-job doing for ya!
Him/Her: oh it’s finger lickin good.
by EpicGoG December 14, 2019
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