Gob-Job

A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos

“Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night”
“That’s bussin G”

by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020

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job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet

Job Palmer is awesome

by Yonddj December 1, 2020

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Jim Job

Someone has to pry it open and James has to stick his skinny fingers in.

He pulled a Jim Job back there on Betty.

by Tipsy Siren December 5, 2020

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Hand Job

Getting down on your knees, putting your hands together, and praying to God

Mom: “have you given Jesus a hand job today”
Daughter: “What the fuck”

by SuperSonnek December 11, 2020

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PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!

Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

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PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

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