A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
Get the Steve Job mug.What Fire and Police personnel in New York City say when inferring that they are active with the FDNY, NYPD, or another agency within the five boroughs.
Tony: "I did 27 years with Engine 38, Ladder 51 in The Bronx."
Mike: "I've been on the job 12 years out of the 9th Precinct."
Mike: "I've been on the job 12 years out of the 9th Precinct."
by Lt. Zach January 20, 2022
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Get the Job on mug.wear - damage, erode, or destroy by friction or use. Job - a task or piece of work. combine the terms and you have a term for a person that drives you nuts or drains you.
by mandievp November 9, 2022
Get the Wear-Job mug.Job is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is super caring and loving. He always forgives you and gives you many chances. He is very considerate and not selfish in anyway. Anybody to get to know Job is very lucky and blessed to have Job in their lives.
"Job is awesome"
by Mahbobeh November 12, 2022
Get the Job mug.The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.
by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022
Get the Phlegm Job mug.My partner didn't have any lube at their place so they got some olive oil from the kitchen and gave me an Italian job.
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