twirling fart knocker

Basically a gay person who likes to prance about , making sure you know his gay . Used in beavis and butthead

Beavis your touching his butt you twirling fart knocker

by Markymark996 January 1, 2020

fart lift off

(Spanish) When you fart so hard you literally take off from your seat

My head really hurts. It started yesterday when I smashed my head against the ceiling after a fart lift off

by Jose the crack smuggler April 27, 2004

to share a fart

adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.

I shared a fart with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Cake Fart Girl

A common white trash just like Palin or the Britney Spears, who uses a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.

That's what's wrong with America: every trailer trash who wants to become famous farts on a cake or embarrasses herself with stupid ignorant comments like Palin. Cake Fart Girl epitomizes this malaise.

by Obamawitz December 19, 2010

Vacuum Jam Fart

See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.

Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart

by erectism January 11, 2008

3 fart rule

When you begin your fantasy football draft, you first announce the 3 fart rule. This means that each franchise representative gets to fart twice with no penalty. On the third fart, that owner is forced to draft outside and must select a kicker with their next pick. Often times will also doom a team for the season. Creates some of the worst fantasy football karma.

Jack: (5:30 p.m.) The draft is now open as well as the 3 fart rule is now in effect.

Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart

Mike: That is one

Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart

Mike: that is two Duck, damn

Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart

League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.

by BoRo83 July 13, 2011

Dirty Slut Fart

A really horrible, smelly fart done by a dirty old woman.

Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk really bad.
Man: You dirty slut.

by Why can’t my name be poo poo January 23, 2021