Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.

Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"

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Double-Cucked

-- to be punished, bullied, or screwed over twice for the same reason/no reason

Johnny was double-cucked by his parents when he was blamed for trashing a garbage bin, but the real culprit was his cat.

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When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

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When someone breaks into your car a second time using a previously broken window.

The desperate man at 4 a.m. removed the Hefty bag covering the window and stuck his arm in to double-dip.

double-dip by Little Evan November 18, 2018

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A euphemism for lesbian sex

She havin' herself some Double Oven

Double oven by adsm80 November 25, 2018

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To bamboozle, deceive, bait and switch.
Sometimes with the help of multiple parties but not necessarily.

"Dude, I just got double dutched by my dogs. One of them distracted me while the other stole my sandwhich!"

Double dutch by Jtrees November 26, 2018

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Starting 6 players from the same team in your fantasy line up

Wow, did you see that Hannah is going for the double triple crown this week? Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.

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