The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.
I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023
Get the Green M&Mmug. by Sierriously September 15, 2016
Get the green wangmug. by Bop500 March 11, 2024
Get the Green fnmug. by ohleevah33 June 12, 2018
Get the Greenmug. by 601-641-8566 April 20, 2018
Get the off dat greenmug. A gun toting, malt liquor chugging believer of QAnon and other conspiracy theories such as Jewish space lasers causing forest fires or Gazpacho Police gun confiscation. Often married to a first cousin or other relative. Impregnated and conceived in a pickup truck. Lives in a single wide trailer with a tattered awning and 4 or more junk vehicles parked out front. Has braided armpits and few if any teeth. Thinks that she might be a good congressional representative since she never missed an episode of Jerry Springer.
She’s a regular Marjorie Trailer Greene now that she can chug malt liquor from a champagne glass, belch and fart, all at the same time. I’m guessing her life must be difficult trying to fool people into thinking she’s not a trailer trash Barbie. She donated her entire 401k savings to the Trump Save America PAC.
by anonymous October 6, 2022
Get the Marjorie Trailer Greenemug. by 03vren March 26, 2024
Get the green fnmug.