One Day Weekend

A day off in the middle of the week, that makes the night prior feel like Friday night, but the day of to feel like Sunday.

School was canceled on Wednesday due to a snowstorm so a One Day Weekend was sent to us from the heavens.

by Goat The Man December 31, 2008

Had a bad day

An excuse used by cowards, the morally bankrupt, and men with weak-chins to grant legal immunity. Often used by police officers and/or the Comissioner of the New South Wales Police Force.

"Did you hear about that cop that tied up that Aboriginal kid's hands behind his back and slammed him face-first into the ground?"
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."

by Equity and Justice June 3, 2020

Mental Health Day

A day off from work or school during which you sort out all your emotional and psychological problems.

Parent: Don't you have a test today?
Student: Yeah, but I'm taking a mental health day. I'll make it up tomorrow.

by starreyes October 29, 2007

Have a great day!

What people say when they really mean fuck off.

I do not have to be talking to you because you’re not worth my time. Have a great day!

by Dr Bunnygirl February 2, 2023

National plug day

National plug day is a day to honour all of our pharmacists without licenses, helping us get through boring times and stressful situations.

Damn Where the fu*k is the plug at, good thing todays national plug day

by soutng March 26, 2020

Global HEAWW day

Global HEAWW day is celebrated January 15 in honor of the verification of the word "HEAWW."

"Hey, do you want to go out for a few drinks tomorrow?"

"Sorry, I'm celebrating global HEAWW day tomorrow. Maybe next time!" HEAWW

by boostle January 15, 2017

international carlos day

anyone called carlos is crowned king for the day

international carlos day :'my names carlos, its 15th ocotber im the king!'

by charlesdickins October 15, 2021