Up in ur mom

When your friend asks you where you are, say this,

Friend: Where are you?
You: I'm up in ur mom

by KoRnbandfan April 10, 2023

IANS Mom

The woman with the biggest juciest ass in the world. When she walks, people see basketballs. It is almost as big as sammys.

Damn, that girl looks like Ians mom

by asdfhjkl1456sxcvbnm April 11, 2023

your mom

a parent for their son or daughter

your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter

by ily.cartii April 14, 2023

Womb moms day

It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.

When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂

by Breddded April 16, 2023

ur mom

a phrase to insult someone

ur mom is so fat...

by anonymous April 18, 2023

Mom call

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.

i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.

by nohandle88 April 19, 2023

Krunchy mom

A nature raised mom who thinks that ANYTHING destroying nature is bad like normal diapers or baby formula and thinks that crystals and oils will solve everything

My mom is a krunchy mom.
A day In the life of a krunchy mom.

by AshIsSuperGayExcept4HarryStyle April 22, 2023