Long John Silver's

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

by gcollier July 14, 2021

Jeremy John

a motherfucking gorilla who will eat your cookies

yo that motherfucker is so swol he is like a Jeremy John

by g2b1o2y1 October 8, 2021

Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.

Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer

by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021

Albert-John

This nigga is the realist nigga in nigga history.

Albert-John has a large pp

by OomAlbert November 24, 2021

lyndon john

he's a good, funny, and kind hearted man, he always tell jokes and always do first move so you two could talk.

L-lintik
Y-yniwan mo
N-nandito lng ako lagi
D-danielle toh whah
O-oh jusko miss na kita
N-nawa kausapin m na ulit ako

lyndon john is a funny person
lyndon is a pretty boy

by emma.raul November 24, 2021

Solomon john

Solomon John a man with honour and humor and the same time, he trusts people and doesn't give up on them even in their darkest times, he finds hope for others. He's the best person you could hope for as a friend and as a life partner and if his initial starts with "P" MARRY HIM....
PS: he's straight

Man ur lucky, ur friend is the SOLOMON JOHN

by THEE WRITER November 24, 2021

American John smith

John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.

American john smith is amazing.

by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022