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farting arround

In short, messing arround, wasting time (usually someone elses rather then your own) etc.

Like an employee going to do something, then chatting with another employee for ten minutes, finally doing the job, on their way back chatting with another employee for another ten minutes, turning what should have been a 10 minute job into a 30 minute job.

Another example is kids walking home from school, stopping every five minutes to play arround, turning a twenty minute walk into an hour long walk.
Damn it Bill, we could have had this work done an hour ago if you woulden't have spent the past hour farting arround.
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Cotage Cheese Fart

After an anal intercourse, when a fart is made...well I don't need to expand don't I...
I heard Danny Farts Cotage Cheese all day long
by IsraAlien November 12, 2003
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Sneaky Fart Suit

When snowboarding in the intense cold or active snowfall, it is advisable to create a seal preventing the entry of such discomforts.

in the event this transpires, you may fart. the fart will encase your body and eventually move towards the only opening, your face. you will receive notice that your sneaky fart suit is zipped up once you can smell it. this may surprise you.

active pressure to the fart suit my lead others to believe that you have a fart mask on, see fart mask.
guy 1: whats wrong man?

guy 2: ugh, yuck.

guy 1: ah dude, you putting on a sneaky fart suit?

guy 2: yea, i just zipped it up, its covering my face now.
by sonofluger1 February 22, 2010
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Wake up fart

The expulsion of gas built up throughout the night usually triggered by an early morning muscle clenching stretch.
As my Wife woke up she kicked her legs out, stretched and let loose a massive wake up fart so loud it woke the dog.
by ThaDinger February 2, 2016
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twirling fart knocker

Basically a gay person who likes to prance about , making sure you know his gay . Used in beavis and butthead
Beavis your touching his butt you twirling fart knocker
by Markymark996 January 1, 2020
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fart lift off

(Spanish) When you fart so hard you literally take off from your seat
My head really hurts. It started yesterday when I smashed my head against the ceiling after a fart lift off
by Jose the crack smuggler April 27, 2004
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to share a fart

adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.
I shared a fart with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003
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