bro bustin time

When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.

Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL

by Watchinfool December 14, 2023

Bro-Mom

A woman in your wife's social circle who is cool and even though you might smash under other circumstances you can be cool and hang with now without sexual attraction and she can still be your bro

Howzit to my favorite Bro-Mom? Down for some tacos?

by Fursey O'Veebee October 6, 2022

Why y’all on bro’s tip?

A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.

Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes

Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly

Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA

Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?

by The slang teacher May 26, 2022

bro think he me

someone who thinks hes me

dude did you see what kevin did, he trying to be like you
lmaoooo bro think he me

by basedpeso September 27, 2023

Cum Bros

Two (or more) friends who have masturbated to the same video, picture, or media.

Ray and Dick jerked it to the same porn video. They're Cum Bros.

by Putson November 19, 2020

Lock down bro

Simple explanation to questions asked since the COVID-19 out break

Q: Why are you still in bed?
A: Lock down bro

Q: Why you not calling me anymore?

A: Lock down bro (also acceptable when responding to your girlfriend)

Q: You still on your Xbox?
A: Lock down bro

by Boux April 26, 2020

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

mid

normal guy: The Super Mario Bros. Movie is mid
nintendrone: NOOOOO THE MAREO MOVIE ISN'T MIDDD!!!!!111!!!11!1 IT'S THE BIRGESST MOIVE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!111

by cooldude2144 April 26, 2023