Third wheel syndrome is a problem with a person who can be in a conversation but pays no attention to it what so ever has a tendency to repeat what others have just said as they were not listening.it comes from never being someone number one person in life so they have never had attention paid to them fully thus never had to pay attention gets a lot worse over time
Mary: did you both see breaking bad last night
Sarah : yes was great
Mary: Tina ?
Tina : what?
Mary : ugh you have third wheel syndrome bad babe
Sarah : yes was great
Mary: Tina ?
Tina : what?
Mary : ugh you have third wheel syndrome bad babe
by ByRik February 10, 2021
Get the third Wheel Syndrome mug.Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.
by Guido1 March 11, 2010
Get the short-timer's syndrome mug.A girl who suffers from a constant need of someone's attention, that they will say or do anything related to social retardedness in order to attain such.
A tender issue to the victim, which will usually result in straight denial if brought up, OR gratification for the attention, leading to another stupid series of social acts.
A tender issue to the victim, which will usually result in straight denial if brought up, OR gratification for the attention, leading to another stupid series of social acts.
Bob: I saw your ex the other day
D: Oh yeah?
Bob: Yeah, and now she wont stop textin and calling me about the stupidest shit. I swear she says the same shit over and over again.
D: Its that lonely girl syndrome homie.. you might think your helping by hearing her out but your really just making it worse.
D: Oh yeah?
Bob: Yeah, and now she wont stop textin and calling me about the stupidest shit. I swear she says the same shit over and over again.
D: Its that lonely girl syndrome homie.. you might think your helping by hearing her out but your really just making it worse.
by Duwanajay February 26, 2013
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Get the Crispy Eye Syndrome mug.An unhealthy obsession with the iPhone game Angry Birds. The disease is named as such because "irritable fowl" has a meaning similar to that of "angry bird."
Boss: "Hey Joe, would you mind stepping into my office? I think we need to have a little talk."
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom today and it's only 1:30. What's going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for dinner last night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It's Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom today and it's only 1:30. What's going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for dinner last night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It's Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"
by Nicholas D December 11, 2010
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Omg every little thing is annoying me today and I'm so irritated I think I'm suffering from Lack of sex syndrome LOSS
by civil sisters M & S December 18, 2014
Get the Lack of sex syndrome mug.When somebody's jaw always seems to be hanging down, mouth is always involuntarily open, etc. Douchebags, dumbasses and hoodrats make up most of the infected population with Open Mouth Syndrome.
Pat- "That douchebag TJ never closes his mouth. Always looks like he's open for business and deepthroat sessions. Guess he's just retarded."
Jon- "Yeah dude that dumbfuck has Open Mouth Syndrome."
Jon- "Yeah dude that dumbfuck has Open Mouth Syndrome."
by PatNig March 12, 2011
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