Fan-Man

A male who impersonates the same love and devotion to a band as what a 13-15 year old girl would have. He is usually worrying older than this age.

If truly a Fan-Man, he will make it his priority to buy merch, go to gigs and attempt to star in their music videos.

Popular bands of Fan-Men are 5 Seconds of Summer, All Time Low, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, You Me At Six and Muse (to name a few).

Fan-Men can be inappropriately seen as being slightly feminine, which isn't always the true or the full story, but can be worryingly accurate.

These men can make good friends or more, and can be matured with age. Like a fine whiskey, if they even know what that is.

1. "OMG! I'm such a Fan-man, I luv this song!"

2. (usually a response to 1.) "Dude, this is a bar, not a girls changing room. Stop being such a Fan-man."

by Fan-man August 4, 2014

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Semen

"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"

by beardedragon June 2, 2009

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squirell man

Hairy-ass man with tiny ass dick. Also likes to play bass and makeout with underage chicks. Also known as petifile.

"whats that hairy monster making out with my baby!"
"oh thats just Squirell Man"

by imsohairy February 24, 2009

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Gopping Man

An absolutely disgusting individual

*Greasy Prick walks by*

'What a Gopping Man!'

by Aviate January 25, 2009

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Man Snack

When two (Heterosexual) men have each simultaneously eat a separate piece of food. It must be done at a place of work during a break. Only men may do this.

Bob I'm hungry, Let's have a man snack

by Bob2011 March 8, 2011

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Bump Man

The true definition of a nigga who will never put his homeboys down, in fear that his niggas will do better than him. A thief ass nigga who bumps other people's shit aka Kenneth

If you're gonna be a "bump man" put some respeck on my shit"

by Bump Man May 13, 2016

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