poop

ur mom

ur mom is pooping

by ur mom 19084 July 27, 2020

poop

brown solid or liquid (diarrhea ) stuff that comes out of your weird hole thing that's in between your butt cheeks

i just took a GIANT poop

by momfoundthepoopsock101 April 8, 2019

Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

by Droyd April 5, 2025

poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024

Poop

It comes out of your butthole and it smelly.

Poop is smelly.

by aknjkcbejkebdi s December 14, 2022

Night Poop

A poop taken after 8pm, outside of one’s regular poop taking rhythm.

I’ll be right back, I think I might have to take a Night Poop….

by Andi Pandy Putting in Candy October 28, 2022

sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"

Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.

by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013